PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book